Professor: Why are you back?
Rancho: Sir, I forgot to take something...
Rancho: Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hardbound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed; with foreword, introduction, table of contents, index; that are indented for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory route of vision - sometimes touch.
Professor: *confused* What are you trying to say?
Rancho: Books sir! I forgot to take my books.